All manner of odds and ends here. The weather, a temperature calculator, Barnsley's Tuscan hills, Cheese and Dunkers, a potted history of UK tv, webcams. Also, in this website:Odds and Ends
All manner of odds and ends here. The weather, a temperature calculator, Barnsley's Tuscan hills, Cheese and Dunkers, a potted history of UK tv, webcams. Also, in this website:
Check your broadband speed while you are playing with the computer and see if it is what the ISP sold it as:
http://www.speedtest.net/ and another one http://specials.zdnet.co.uk/misc/band-test/speedtest50.html
Weather Forecasts:Temperature Converter
Enter a number in either field, then click outside
the text box for a result. The UK mostly uses the Celcius scale.
Old Rope
This Penistone do-it-yourself weather station can quickly be made by anyone, with just a small rock and a piece of string. Fasten it to the nearest tree and read the instructions. Old people might use aches and pains to reach the same conclusions. My nose end tells me when it is cold.
St George's Day
People in the UK are happy to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, along with the Irish, but what about our own patron saint, St. George?
A non-political rally was held at Westminster on 23rd March 2007 in support of a new national holiday for St George's Day, attended by MPs from across the political spectrum. An 'early day motion' is being put to the house. You can vote and follow a link to send a message to local MP Michael Clapham, to urge him to support the motion. http://www.stgeorgesday.com/home and navigate to the 'vote' bit. Also T-shirts, car stickers, etc.
Cheese
Cracking toast, Gromit, but where's the cheese. Good cheese is a real treat. English cheese is excellent. Cheddar, Cheshire, Wensleydale, crumbly Lancashire, double Gloucester, etc., are all named after UK place-names. Other countries salute this by trying to make their own versions, with varying degrees of success. The US adds to this melee with Kraft yellow goo slices, ideally suited for junk food.
Tea and Dunkers
The perfect partner for cheese; biscuits and cakes. I bought the book too.
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com
Barnsley goes Tuscan
Speaking of cheese, Barnsley Chronicle revealed that BMBC asked consultants to reshape Barnsley in the style of a Tuscan village, with some sort of halo light show. Barnsley is directly under the UK's main north-south air route and they have a programme of replacing street lights with newer types for lower light pollution.
Here are two views from Tuscany, clearly showing how similar it is to Barnsley. We will be able to marvel at Barnsley's Tuscan pavement cafes and tattooed lager drinkers reciting poetry in the rain. Since the Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Tuscany, could Barnsley town hall develop a lean?
All Kinds of Pictures
If you don't laugh following the next link, you are dead from the neck up. TV cream has it all; theme tunes, poltroons, fizzy pop and wry comments throughout - all centred on our tv history from the 1970s and 1980s. Not a dry seat in the house. http://tv.cream.org
We Were First
Mind you, the world's first public tv service started in the UK in 1936, from Alexandra Palace in north London, using 405-line electronically scanned pictures. They called it 'high-definition' at the time. There were a few thousand viewers when it had to close down for WW2 in 1939.
Colour tv started in the UK around 1966 on the 625/25 PAL system on UHF channels (still in use) but we are now moving towards a digital terrestrial system, transmitted in between the analogue channels but on lower power of about 10kW. Now our previously excellent picture quality has acquired movement blur, compression artifacts, greyscale stepping (LCD tvs), and poor lipsync but we do have more tv stations and a bunch of new radio stations. The old Band II (ex 405-line ITV) around 200MHz is now being used for DAB digital radio.
Analogue TV Shutdown
Analogue tv transmissions in the UK will dry up between 2011 and 2013, as we go digital. You can stack up more digital channels into a given bandwidth and at lower transmitter power, to release spectrum for other (more lucrative) purposes. Shutdown info: http://www.ukfree.tv/shutdowndetail.php?tx=SE222128
Free to Air Satellite
With a cheap satellite kit you can see good tv pictures, even in Millhouse Green. Maplin Electronics sell a satellite kit for caravanners that picks up the channels that you receive on a freeview box, plus many more (including every BBC and ITV region), for about £80. It works well and the dish can be wall-mounted or stuck to a railing or a flat surface. 'Hotbird' satellite carries 700+ channels from all over the world, including BBC World, and some very dour ones from Arabic countries with over-modulated sound and mind-numbing echo. There are plenty of 'artistic' ladies too who would like you to call them for a natter about this and that. Mostly that.
'Viral' Lycos
Daft viral adverts and mucking about (some a bit risque in the 'over 18' section):
http://viral.lycos.co.uk
Co-op Adverts
Some long-forgotten tv advert clips from the Co-op:
http://archive.co-op.ac.uk/filmarchive.htm
